{"product_id":"24-days-of-ugly-medieval-cats","title":"🐈🏰 24 Days of Ugly Medieval Cats – Hilariously Weird Cat Advent Calendar 2026","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-detail__description rte text-left\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🐈🏰 24 Days of Ugly Medieval Cats Advent Calendar\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpen one tiny medieval disaster a day — then keep the whole weird little collection long after Christmas.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 24 different 3D cat figurines\u003cbr\u003e📅 24 numbered drawers\u003cbr\u003e🏰 One increasingly questionable medieval cat collection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStart Your 24-Day Countdown\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"511\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1720424322542\/5-594ecda1-8b80-48a6-9a37-caed27d5817b.jpg?w=800\u0026amp;h=800\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"511\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e😹 24 Days. 24 Questionable Medieval Cats.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBehind every numbered drawer is another tiny cat with its own strange face, medieval outfit and completely unnecessary amount of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOpen one each day and watch the weird little crew slowly take over your shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"509\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1720424322542\/exec-7438482d-d9fb-4215-b539-242688c1631c.png?w=1254\u0026amp;h=1254\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"509\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e👀 Every Cat Gets Weirder\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMonks. Ruffs. Tiny cloaks. Questionable expressions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo two cats look quite the same, and half the fun is figuring out which ridiculous little character somehow becomes your favorite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe closer you look, the worse they get. In the best possible way. 😂\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Close-up of medieval-inspired cat figurines with distinctive faces and costumes\" height=\"504\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1720424322542\/exec-f17a17fa-5efd-4a1c-96fd-13d56fb465b8.png?w=1254\u0026amp;h=1254\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"504\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🎄 One Weird Cat a Day Until Christmas\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStart with drawer 1 and open the next one each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpen → Reveal → Display\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Christmas Eve, the whole medieval cat crew is out and ready to take over your desk, shelf or bookcase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"A hand opening a numbered drawer in the medieval cat calendar\" height=\"508\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1720424322542\/exec-e4fdf2f6-f016-4819-bdc4-2e2fee5e0a9e.png?w=1254\u0026amp;h=1254\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"508\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e📚 Christmas Ends. The Cats Stay.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t a countdown you finish and throw away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce all 24 cats are out, keep the whole collection together or let your favorites live wherever they look appropriately out of place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBookshelf. Desk. Nightstand. Office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey’re probably going to stay there longer than the Christmas tree. 😹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Medieval cat figurines displayed together on a bookshelf\" height=\"507\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1720424322542\/exec-65af2e83-e1b7-4999-b7b1-38694b2a3355.png?w=1254\u0026amp;h=1254\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"507\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🎁 For the Person Who Already Has Enough Normal Cat Stuff\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know exactly who this is for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe friend who sends you cursed cat pictures. The one who loves weird little collectibles. The person who somehow knows way too much about medieval art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for cat people with questionable taste, medieval-art lovers, collectors of weird little things, and that one friend who is impossible to shop for. 🐈\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Hands holding the illustrated medieval cat calendar box as a Christmas gift\" height=\"503\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1720424322542\/exec-1d017b31-1237-430a-8355-10399b41aa7e.png?w=1254\u0026amp;h=1254\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"503\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e📦 What You Get\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e24 Medieval Cat Figurines\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA different three-dimensional cat character to reveal each day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e24-Drawer Countdown Box\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne numbered drawer for every day of the countdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCalendar Size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e7.09 × 10.24 × 1.18 in\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e18 × 26 × 3 cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIndividual Cat Size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApprox. \u003cstrong\u003e1.18 × 1.18 in\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eApprox. \u003cstrong\u003e3 × 3 cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBooks, mugs, plants and other styling props shown in photos are not included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🐈 Tiny Cats. Very Serious Medieval Business.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach character has its own expression, costume and personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome look offended.\u003cbr\u003eSome look confused.\u003cbr\u003eSome look like they’ve been judging your life choices since the 1300s.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat’s kind of the point.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"503\" src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1720424322542\/exec-d478f150-83ea-450a-b5dc-7ec87c6da614.png?w=1254\u0026amp;h=1254\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"503\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🎁 Keep One. Gift the Weirdness.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1 Calendar — Keep the Weirdness to Yourself\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2 Calendars — One to Keep, One to Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3 Calendars — For Your Weirdest Friends\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4 Calendars — Share the Medieval Cat Chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e❓ Before You Order\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow big are the cats?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach figurine is approximately 1.18 × 1.18 in (3 × 3 cm).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDo I have to start on December 1?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. Starting December 1 gives you one reveal each day through Christmas Eve, but you can start whenever you like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I display them after Christmas?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. 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