Bird Poops T-Shirt

Some things are better left unsaid, but perfectly understood. This funny bird shirt features a wide-eyed avian friend with a very specific set of intentions. A perfect sarcastic gift for bird lovers and anyone with a dark sense of humor.

Product Details

• Fit: Slim Fit
• Fabric: 100% cotton

Fit & Sizing

• Unisex Slim sizing that runs 1–2 sizes smaller than standard US regular-fit t-shirts.
• For men: We recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes from your usual US size.
• For women: Stick to your normal US size for a fitted feel; size up 1 for a relaxed fit.
• For an oversized look: Size up 2 sizes for a loose, casual silhouette.
• Chest is measured as full body circumference. Please refer to the size chart for exact measurements before placing your order.

Adult T-Shirt Size Chart (in)

How to Measure

Our size chart shows garment measurements, not body measurements.

For the best fit, we recommend measuring a similar sweatshirt you already own and comparing it with our size chart.

Follow these simple steps:

1. Lay Flat: Place your sweatshirt on a flat surface and smooth out any wrinkles without stretching the fabric.

2. Chest: Measure across the chest from one underarm seam to the other. If your size chart lists full chest circumference, double this measurement.

3. Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

4. Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve cuff.

5. Choose Your Size: Compare your measurements with our size chart and select the size that best matches your preferred fit.

Please Note: All measurements are taken by hand, so slight variations of 2–3 cm (approximately 0.8–1.2 inches) may occur.

Care Instructions

To keep your garment looking its best, follow these care tips:

• Hand Wash (Recommended): Turn inside out and wash in cold or lukewarm water (max. 30°C / 86°F).

• Machine Wash: Turn inside out and use a gentle cycle with cold or lukewarm water (max. 30°C / 86°F).

• Avoid Soaking: Do not leave the garment soaking for extended periods.

• Ironing: Use low heat and avoid ironing directly over printed or decorated areas.

• Wash with Similar Colors: Helps prevent color transfer.

• Air Dry: Air drying is recommended to help maintain fabric quality and print durability. Avoid tumble drying.

• Do Not Dry Clean.